GIMME YER DOLLARS.

Via Boing Boing, of course:

'Bridge Troll' Arrested After Confrontation With Deputy

The lesson? Don't read fables and take acid, I guess.

I keep restarting this blog. First it just ... was. Then there was a short-lived notion about posting about the worst live local music. That fell by the wayside, perhaps because part of my job is local music? Or perhaps not. But now, it returns. And it's about everything. That's distracting. See, I've been working on getting an Official Blog at work, in a puny attempt to make our site more fun. It keeps not happening. And not happening some more. So I'm going to play here instead. My Sekrit Blog pals are too interweb-hip to need me posting about things they're already seen. But I want to talk about it anyway. The silly things, the dumb links, the cracked-out videos about our nation's founders with songs I can't get out of my head, the whatevers.

Yeah, yeah, we'll see how long it lasts this time.